Today’s fun share comes from Bucheon. It’s a video of a US Military guy street boxing a Korean dude. It irritates me quite a bit, for reasons I will briefly explain later. First off, here’s the fight:
Okay, that was fun, right? Let’s do a quick recap: Basically, for a minute and a half, the US Military guy bombards the Korean dude with punches, missing most of them and landing a few but not doing much damage. The Korean guy offers little to no offense at all, running away, ducking, and dodging the military guy. You can almost sense the growing frustration on the part of the military guy as the Korean dude keeps running off.
Then something surprising happens. The Korean guy taunts his opponent by offering his chin, and follows the taunt with a quick left jab to the military guy’s face, knocking him down. The fight is over. The military guy wobbles back onto his feet with help of his friends and the crowd cheers the winner.
So…I don’t know…this victory leaves me cold. For all intents and purposes, I should really appreciate what the Korean guy has done. He has won due to his smarts, skills, and patience. That said, I don’t feel it’s much of a win. It’s less convincing than that guy beating Pacquiao last week. To run away like a scared little kid and then dupe the guy into falling for a sucker punch…that’s not how I’d want to win a boxing match. If I ever fought in a boxing match, that is. I’m kind of skinny and lack muscles. I think I would get myself killed if I tried, unless I fought a teenage girl or the house elf from Harry Potter.
I’ve heard that this Korean guy is actually some sort of professional fighter and that he street boxes for fun and usually doesn’t hit back because he’s not out to hurt anyone. I don’t know if that’s true; if it is, then I take everything back. If you’re a real, trained fighter, than I’m sorry, Korean dude. Don’t hurt me!
Otherwise, it’s whack. There are ethics to fighting, and I don’t see them on display here. No, it’s not about winning pretty, and I understand that simply winning is the most important thing. Still, the way you win IS important. Maybe the lesson to the youth is that there’s a great sense of satisfaction in earning a victory. You feel good about yourself by winning the right way, you don’t leave any doubt in people’s minds, and, most importantly, no skinny wimp ends up criticizing you in a blog.
(Quick shout out to Rayner and Shanell for posting the video.)
(Note on Accuracy: I have been made aware, via my girlfriend, that Bucheon is actually not in Seoul, but in Gyeonggi Province, between Seoul and Incheon. I suppose I should, therefore, change the title to “Street Boxing in Gyeonggi Province…but that’s not too catchy.)