Adventures In Teaching: The Ruiner Of Fun
Andy isn’t a bad student. He’s friendly and funny, a happy-go-lucky ten year old who laughs a lot and answers questions in class with the desperation of a man proclaiming his innocence at his murder trial. The rest of the kids in the class like Andy. If he was a gladiator and his opponent had the chance to kill him, the other kids would likely give the ‘thumbs up,’ sparing him. I, on the other hand, would most certainly get the “thumbs down.” And, knowing how I’m typically the only one who cares about how clean the classroom is, I’m sure in this analogy I would somehow have to use my last moments to tidy the arena, making sure it would not be blighted by my soon-to-be carcass.
As nice as he is, there’s a dark side to Andy. This surfaced when we were doing a unit in the book about being polite. I had to teach terms like “don’t cut in line” and “don’t push.” This really excited me, as Koreans cut to the front all the time and shove people around like they’re offensive linemen. Maybe this lesson could initiate a change in culture. Anyways, to demonstrate, I had the kids stand in a line and then pretended to be a terrible rude person, cutting and behaving obnoxiously (which I’m rather excellent at). It was all in good fun. I playfully pushed a few students. “Don’t push!” they said, using the new vocabulary. ”What a smashing success!” I thought. It was a nice bit of educational enjoyment until I playfully pushed Andy who, laughing and smiling, swiftly delivered a karate kick straight into my knee cap that made me moan out loud in pain.
“Aaaarghhhh!” I went, hobbling away. A few classes later, we were playing a vocabulary game with a little bean bag. The students would catch the bean bag, say their English words and gently toss it to a classmate. Everything was going fine and dandy until Andy caught the bean bag and proceeded to gun it into the face of the kid sitting next to him. The poor boy held his mouth in agony, signaling the end of the bean bag game. All the while, Andy roared with laughter, as though he was in the audience of Def Comedy Jam or something.
Andy is The Ruiner of Fun. He doesn’t understand the boundaries of play. Try to give Andy a high five, he’ll stab your hand with a pencil. Have the kids get out of their seats for an activity, Andy will inevitably end up hitting someone. Don’t dare let Andy use scissors without having a first aid kit readily available. Like I said at the beginning, he’s not a mean kid…he’s just…I don’t know…goofy. Whatever there is that tells most kids that “this is funny, but that’s not funny” doesn’t exist in Andy’s brain. To him, it’s all fun and games even when someone loses an eye.
The Ruiner of Fun comes in other shapes and forms too. There’s the Dour Student, who won’t participate in class activities. Then there’s the Super Competitor, who wants to win the spelling game so badly, he will explode and turn on his teammates, blaming his defeat on their stupidity and then lashing out at the other teams. There’s also the Can’t Get Through the Rules Boy, who turns the part at the beginning of the class activity where the teacher explains what is going on into a three-hour epic affair, talking non-stop and then shouting about how he “doesn’t get it.” All of these incarnations are equally lethal to a less formal classroom environment, and each of them inspires a teacher to turn to good old-fashioned methods like worksheets or notes on the overhead.
As an educator, it’s difficult to know exactly what to do with The Ruiner of Fun. You want student engagement and, more importantly, student enjoyment. You don’t want to be the crusty old professor type who lectures and puts more kids to sleep than Children’s Nyquil. So what happens when a class has one or two Ruiners of Fun? What do you do? Exclude them? Give them the little talk yet again about what kind of behavior is expected and pray for the best?
Trying to make learning fun carries with it great risk. The next time you see a teacher on crutches or a child with the imprint of a small bean bag on his face, know that they aren’t victims of a lunchroom riot or a fight on the playground. They are, instead, victims of learning.
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You must have a ton of patience to resist giving the brats a good old fashioned slap on the palm. Oh, my. I can imagine the scene.
By the way, don’t Koreans get in line? Do they really push and shove ?
Koreans utilize the line, but there are complications. Namely, the whole “respect the elder” thing. So many times, I’ve been in a line and some old lady comes along and just goes straight to the front. Or some old dude. They will literally step right in front of you without so much as acknowledging your presence. There are other line issues as well, but the cutting-by-an-old-fart is the biggest.
And speaking of the old farts, they push and shove like there’s no tomorrow. Go on the Korean subway sometime. I guarantee some aujima in a hurry (and they’re always in a hurry) will push you out of the way.
Maybe next time I’ll utilize the Andy method and kick the old lady in the knee cap.
Yeah, it’s a cultural shock, huh. Over here, there are about 3 to 5 feet that separate us from the one currently transacting. There’s a note on the floor, ” WAIT HERE “. In the Philippines, my Mom says it used to be like that too, dog eat dog, but last time we were there, it was a pleasant surprise. Customers get in line too, or they get a number and get called, first come, first served. I’m surprised, though. I thought they were like the Japanese, or are the Japanese normally like that too?
OMG I made a super duper blooper
Please forgive me, can you please please delete my comment.. please
LOL! What was that? Something about hair bands?
yup, which is why in my initial comment where I made a stupid mistake of being “unguarded” hahaha (yeah right)
I just wanted to say that was the reason why Korea needs teachers like you. Imagine that! me holding a package and I would say “I knew some guy who teaches English in Korea, hmmmm…”
LOLz
the last part read “details under and more by your purpose”
huh? *facepalm*
Students like Andy are not only obstacles to engaging activities and student-centered classrooms, they are obstacles to learning. While we all want student engagement, measurable learning must be taking place. Perhaps a few “crusty old professor” lessons, accompanied by “this is the consequence for misbehavior during activities,” would begin to correct the issue. If it doesn’t work, my go-to is a call home to parents–though I’m not sure that would work in Korea.
Thanks guy! Yeah, you’re right. When I taught in the US, there was this giant swift towards “student centered learning” and things like notes and lecture became massively frowned upon as being old fashioned and ineffective. But, you know, there’s a place for those things. If nothing else, they emphasize that the person in front of the class is the TEACHER and should be treated as some sort of an authority figure. I’m not saying lecture all the time – but like you said, a few “crusty old professor” lessons help.
You’ve got me rambling. Anyways, thanks for leaving the comment and best wishes to you!
“answers questions in class with the desperation of a man proclaiming his innocence at his murder trial.” lol
Haha – well, it was an apt description. Hi Oolalang! I like your gravatar pic. Thanks for the comment. : )
I was laughing reading the beginning of the post. I probably looked like a crazy lady: me sitting in subway, and all of a sudden bursting out laughing while looking at my phone….
Being a teacher I think is one of the most ungrateful jobs ever in my opinion. You do ur best to “raise” a child. But the parents are ungrateful.
I wouldn’t be a good reference on what to do with Andy.
Judith
Hi Judith! Nothing wrong with being the crazy lady on the subway.
You’re right. Being a teacher sucks. The kids typically hate you and the parents are nonexistent unless they feel like complaining. But it does have its good moments, which are called “planning periods.”
I jest. I think every teacher goes through mental fatigue periods and that’s absolutely what I’m going through right now. Things tend to get better.
Hope you’re well. Love ya!
Hope it gets better for you. Things are looking up on my end. Thanks for asking
(puts on asshole tool hat)
actually…..in Roman colliseums….”thumbs down” probably meant the person was sparred. “Thumbs up” may or may not have been used….
Thumbs sideways meant “kill”….like “slice his throat”.
(takes of asshole tool hat)
this post just solidifies how I could never be a teacher. i would lock Andy in the broom closet every day and be done with it.
This is factually incorrect. I’ve seen many movies, and the thumbs down always means death.
I’m not sure where you’re getting your information.
It’s tough to follow someone in an asshole tool hat – though he did just take it off. Look at the bright side, if you were teaching in America, you’d have to skip frivolous topics like history and math to teach children the importance of not tolerating bullying.
Lol! I used to teach history in the US. It was actually the most fun class I’ve ever done. Love my 4 years of US History. Anyways, bullying is an American tradition and part of our country’s foundation. And it’s also a parenting issue. Maybe I’ll write a post on that. Thanks guy!
Talk with some of your colleagues who are teaching in this wacky country…there’s an anti-bullying agenda being pushed down their throats by politicians. It makes the anti-drug programs (D.A.R.E. et al) look tame by comparison. I was going to write about it, but it’s a dangerous topic.
I’ve decided to write a piece on bullying after all. I’m looking forward to seeing what you write. Two great minds, working on the same topic, continents apart…
Hey, just read a bunch of your posts and am now following. Good stuff, brother. Looking forward to the bullying thing.
It’s always nice to get compliments, especially from people who write well themselves. Glad to be mutual followers! By the way, my piece on anti-bullying legislation is just about ready to go.
Is Andy the classroom equivalent of Pierce from Community? If this is the case, then I really feel for you.
Woah. That is a GREAT comparison. And yeah– if this kid is remotely Pierce-like then each one of us owes this blogger a beer if we ever find ourselves in SK. :\
Hahaha. Thanks.
I think either way if we go to SK we deserve to buy this guy a beer. For the entertainment of course, but also cause I don’t know anyone else there…
Dang, I get a beer! Sweetness! When you two coming? Soon? Huh huh? Tomorrow? I’m free tomorrow! This works out perfectly!
I have no idea what Community is. But I have now Googled it and I see that Pierce is Chevy Chase. This must be a great show. I love Chevy Chase.