The “Stats” page on anyone’s WordPress.com blog is fascinating. Even though my blog doesn’t get many hits, I’m a bit obsessed with it. I like the bar graphs and I like to see the numbers change. Another thing I like is the part called “Search Engine Terms.” This lets me see the things people type into a search engine that ultimately brings them to my precious little blog. Often times, as I’m sure any other blogger can tell you, the Search Engine Terms are hilarious. In the past week, I’ve gotten gems such as “why do Asians like peacocks,” “cinemax best lesbian scenes,” and “disfigured cows.”
Of all of them, though, there is one I feel I have to share. Maybe three or four days ago, someone was directed to my blog after searching “Penis Ironing.” I have to wonder why on God’s green Earth somebody searched that. Hopefully this isn’t a new fetish cropping up. If so, I will start exclusively dating girls who always wear really wrinkled clothing. I have to say, though, I’m not sure what’s sadder – that somebody searched “penis ironing,” or that the term “penis ironing” leads a person to my blog. It’s a bit shameful, actually. Other blogs have deep thoughts on life, religion, and politics; meanwhile, I’m apparently the place to go if one wants to read about ironing his penis. Yay me!
That is all for today. Happy Halloween, peoples. Peace!